It’s bedtime, and the beagle is in a huff. You see, she thinks she’s human, and so expects to be treated like one. When her ‘parents’ disappeared all day, she was so very disappointed.

“You’ve ignored me all today.”

“You haven’t fed me enough.”

“You haven’t walked me enough.”

“I’m so unloved.”

If she knew her problems were miniscule compared to a human’s, perhaps she won’t be so eager to be one?