Not Happy, Jan

Bridie Beagle here, and I’m not happy, Jan. My parents wouldn’t open the car window so I couldn’t stick my head out and sniff. Too hot they said. Pfft. Then they dousted me with water and called it an accident (the water container overturned while Dad was taking a corner) and I had a soggy bum for most of the trip. It’s really a hard life being a beagle.

Depression