I’m Going Back to the Start

Warning: The following may cause hyperventilation and faintness.

Still examining Toby Stephens’s body… of work (almost got you there, didn’t I?), I’ll cover three of his earlier offerings from 10 or so years ago. I’m afraid there won’t be much objective analysis on his performances here, because I’d have fallen to the floor in a faint!

First of all, Onegin. It’s the Fiennes family treatment of this Russian tragedy, and admittedly Toby only has a small part in it, but he sure does shine.

As a film it is beautiful, but these Russian stories are never very uplifting – Toby’s Lensky is definitely the most uplifting thing about it.

He does a very fine duel scene though.

But I’m pissed off that he lost!

Now, The Tenant of Wildfell Hall was the first time I noticed Toby. I saw it when it was first aired (in the wake of my newfound love of period dramas following Colin Firth’s Mr. Darcy) and I admit that I kept my recording of this for 10 years because I thought Toby’s Gilbert Markham was adorable!

It’s a good series, based on Anne Bronte’s novel. Quite confronting after Pride and Prejudice but I liked its realism. Gilbert is not exactly the most sophisticated romantic hero on the planet, but he was earnest, handsome, and passionate.

Also, the first time I saw Toby’s impeccable kissing technique!

Quick! Pass the smelling salts!!

And from my first Toby find to one of my last – Twelfth Night!

Why, oh, why didn’t I know about this film earlier? Toby again doesn’t have a huge part in it, but oh gawd, was he gorgeous! It brought us some memorable moments such as:

The strut.

The love song.

The bath!!

The near-kiss! Gaaaaaah!

After all that, I think I need a long lie down. Preferably in front of the TV, with a bottle of red wine, and my entire Toby collection!

Monkeying Around… Again

Been wandering again, this time to Bali. And despite visiting both terrorist bomb sites I came back whole, and even only experienced a very mild form of “Bali Belly”.

It’s funny going there because it was the first time I visited the country where I was born in, oh, almost 20 years? So unlike Japan it wasn’t exactly foreign, since I knew enough of the language to get by (although I definitely have an accent) and most of the food was familiar. But Bali had a particular culture all of its own since unlike much of the country it is the only island that’s predominantly Hindu.

So aside from the usual tropical holiday activities such as swimming, day spas, shopping, parasailing and whitewater rafting, I also visited Hindu temples, saw traditional dance performances, and even went to a cooking lesson.

In my pursuits I was joined by my aunt, who knew how to haggle at the markets, that’s for sure! And were helped by my distant aunt and uncle and their intrepid driver. As you can see, Bali is a very pretty place once you get away from the city and the tourist beach.

But one thing I couldn’t get away from was the bad-ass monkeys. I ran into them twice – once in Ubud at the Monkey Forest, and the second time at Uluwatu at the temples.

Don’t be duped by their cuteness. Unlike the polite Japanese ones from my last holiday these guys aren’t afraid to snatch anything (food, bags, cameras, bottles). Or display everything.

Being 20 flying hours away sucks

Since it was Toby’s birthday this week (hmm, another Taurus), it’s fitting that I write up another Toby Post!

Last post I talked about the virtues of Toby’s performance in The Rising. Well, as I watched The Last Samurai for the first time last weekend, which was a very good film by the way (with a good story and very detailed production values), I kept on thinking, ‘How good would it have been if had been Toby instead of Tom Cruise?’

There are a lot of similarities between the two films. Both dealt with uprisings, the military and Westerners living in an Eastern world. Both had a good portion of foreign language, plus sword-play and battles. Both had very exquisite, detailed productions. So the differentiating factor for me was the acting.

Consider…

Exhibit 1: Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai

Now compare this with…

Exhibit 2: Toby Stephens in The Rising

Now, how good would The Last Samurai have been if it was Toby in the lead? Unfortunately, the audiences would have been helluva lot smaller too, and we know that the studio bosses put bank balances first when it comes to large productions.

Still, I’ve watched almost all of Toby’s back-catalog now and I’m still astonished by the gems I find. Last week I saw him in an episode of Waking the Dead, the British equivalent of CSI/Cold Case. I was totally in love with his performance as the deceitful but sad and pitiful Dr. Nick Henderson. I liked him playing a (relatively) normal, modern guy too.

Lastly, there’s been lots of news about Toby’s newest theatre role. Apparently the theatre is so small that Toby is within touching distance. Argh! Now I really wish that I was living in London and not 20 flying hours away.

Learn Hindi in One Easy Lesson

I know you’re getting sick of these Toby posts, but tough, because I can’t get enough of this guy. And this time around I’m talking about The Rising: The Ballad of Mangal Pandey.

Yes, it’s a Bollywood movie. No, he doesn’t sing or dance. But he does speak Hindi, and very well, too!

And he acts his heart out as Captain William Gordon, a good, Scottish officer, who is compromised in a very painful way when his friend Mangal Pandey leads a rebellion against the British.

Toby looks absolutely gorgeous in an officer’s uniform, moustache, and hair in its natural golden state. So here’s a bit of picspamming in dedication.

Such intensity…

Such intensity

Such emotion!

Such emotion

Seriously delectable in uniform.

Still delicious in a cravat!

Delicious cravat

Wish Captain Gordon would save me!

Save me

Ho! This is tougher than WWF wrestling!

Wrestling

That sexy half-smile will be the death of me.

Smile

The Embodiment of Sexiness

A couple of posts ago I wondered whether I was in love with Mr. Rochester or Toby Stephens or both. Now I know that without Toby there would be no Hot Rochester so it must due to the Toby Effect! Then again, Toby Stephens is such a talented, charismatic fellow that I could sit riveted while he reads the Yellow Pages. I am not saying that because he’s hot – that goes without saying – but he really is a wonderful actor, one of those who can completely disappear into his roles. He is consistently good, even when the project isn’t, but thankfully he chooses to work on more good projects than bad. Believe me, I know because I’ve watched more than half a dozen of them in the past month!

Let’s see…

  • Jane Eyre (no need to say anymore about this – I pay complete and utter homage to it)
  • Cambridge Spies (brilliant series in every respect)
  • Best Man (confusing piece of drabble but Toby is so very hot in it)
  • Terkle (a cartoon and he voices a smooth, hippy substitute teacher – unfortunately the cartoon itself isn’t so amusing)
  • The Rising (absolutely incredible as the Hindi-speaking Scottish officer in this Bollywood epic)
  • Die Another Day (crap, except for Toby and the fencing scene)
  • The Tenant of Wildfell Hall (where I first noticed Toby with a Yorkshire accent, ultra yum)


The fact that I’ve bothered to seek out all these movies is very telling. It means that I’ve crossed into ‘fangirl’ territory where Toby is concerned and have become (gasp) a ‘Tobette’!! That’s the term favoured by self-confessed Toby Stephens obsessives – appreciators – like myself!

Unfortunately being a Tobette can be a very isolating experience. Can you believe that out of 8 million people in this city I am only one of a (known) handful that knows the true worth of this man? Even my own friends don’t seem to see where the attraction is, either preferring Darcy to Rochester (duh, Darcy needed a lake to be sexy in; Rochester just needs that delicious smile), or failing to notice him at all!

Which led me to ask, why is it that women have a bias towards either dark-haired (of the Hugh Jackman kind, for example) or fair-haired men (Brad Pitt as an example)? Why can’t guys of an autumn complexion (as Toby definitely is) be classed as sexy? I mean, look at this photo – who cannot fail to call him delectable here?? Not me – I nearly fell off my chair when I first saw it and I’m still recovering. Corr…

Well, I can take consolation in the fact that I am not the only person on earth who finds him attractive. 2,000+ blog entries and a 600 member forum can’t be wrong!

So as a final homage to this amazing man, I present to you this video. I posted the link before but this really needs to be embedded and truly enjoyed.

Fanvidding

The sister of fanfic is of course the fanvid, and the advent of You Tube has boosted this art form. The quality of course is variable, but when they are inspired they are truly awesome. I haven’t figured out how to do fanvids so thank gawd for You Tube! Since I am well and truly obsessed with Jane Eyre and Toby Stephens, here are some of my favourites.

The Scientist and Far Away are lovely videos that focus on Jane and Rochester’s relationship.

Friends is a great video that focuses on Jane’s journey.

If you like the best of Jane Eyre, Pride & Prejudice and North & South in one place then Some People is a bit of heaven.

But my favourite relationship videos are:
Sophia, an absolutely perfect Jane Eyre relationship video (and Yorkshirewench has many brilliant Richard Armitage-based videos as well).
Heaven on Earth, a really lovely Toby Stephens vid featuring some absolutely magical scenes.

Lastly, these two come with a health warning – I’m warning you, watch at these your own risk (hahaha):
The Seduction of Jane Eyre – you’ll never watch Jane Eyre in the same way again after this one.
Turn me On – a rather risque but scorching look at ‘Tobes’!

Puddles, Puddles Everywhere

Oh dear, I’m a puddle this week because I have fallen in love… with Mr. Rochester! Or is it with Toby Stephens? I’m not exactly sure, but Toby as Rochester is a very, very lethal combination.

I’ve been anticipating the arrival of the Jane Eyre DVD for weeks now, and last Friday it came. Squeeeee…

Of course I had to view it in one sitting, and never had 4 hours gone so fast. I was entranced by Jane, could wholly empathise why she fell in love with Mr. Rochester because – bloody obvious really – because he’s HOT. Irresistibly hot (not just mildly so). I’ve never had the hots for a screen Mr. Rochester before, and it’s a beautiful, beautiful thing.

The Rochester StareReally, the whole series was beautiful. What made this version by far the best version of JE I’ve ever seen? Well, aside from Mr. R being hotter than a thousand suns, it was also because Jane was portrayed as being much more his equal. Sure, that’s how it was in the book and what the majority of versions probably attempted to portray, but strangely enough only this version succeeded. In the versions I’ve seen, Jane was too annoying or too insipid to the point where I couldn’t see how Rochester could ever fall for her the way he did. And since this is Jane’s story, if I didn’t like her then the whole story didn’t ring true.

That’s why Ruth Wilson was an absolute genius. Being just out of drama school and then pulling off a performance like that was incredible. She had a knack of being able to communicate what Jane was feeling just by her expression, and with great subtlety. She gave Jane real strength, so that I could definitely see what attracts Rochester to her.

As for ‘Tobes’, did I see anything beyond the hotness? Of course I did, I’m not so shallow! His Rochester seemed more real to me too, perhaps due to the starker, pared-down dialogue, perhaps because he truly showed Rochester in all his complexity – strong, damaged, humorous, stern, and passionate. You can see him gradually opening up to Jane, see how he really grew to love her. My favourite scenes of course involved the two of them – their first two interviews when Rochester was so stern and cynical, and yet you could see his vulnerability, and how he empathised with Jane when she told him of her childhood. They empathised with each other even then and it was great introduction for things to come. I was so inspired by these early scenes that I’m writing a little vignette about it.

Then of course there’s the fire scene that I wrote about before, but the most touching for me was the reunion, when Jane returned to find Rochester wasn’t, well, the man he used to be. That scene never failed to make me cry when I read it, and its effect on screen was exactly the same.

Making me a virtual puddle…

Reader, I want that DVD!

It’s amazing the influence that one excellent teacher can have on a person’s life. I think I have mentioned in passing Sister DOS and her wonderful Classics class that I took in Year 9. Through that class I discovered the world of classical literature, a love that hasn’t yet faded.

Mind you, as with all long relationships, that love was periodically rekindled each time a marvellous adaptation came along. In recent years there has been a vibrant film version Pride and Prejudice (a very different but still enjoyable beast to the 1995 TV version), the page-turner of a series in Bleak House where Scully was reincarnated as a dame (the book unfortunately is not the easiest of reads), and of course the wonderful North and South which needs no introduction.

Consulting my favourite classics list, we come to Jane Eyre. Now that is a firm, firm favourite of mine. I was moved to tears reading it as a 14 year-old and the effect hasn’t lessened with each re-reading. As a teenager I identified strongly with with the fierce spirit of Jane, the orphan who sought to belong. Re-reading it a few weeks ago, I found that I could identify with Mr. Rochester more. He didn’t seem so manipulative when you consider that he was terribly, terribly insecure. If you were deceived into a literal hell of a marriage by own family (that you can never ever get out of), was mistreated by everyone you cared for, and only regarded in a good light for your money, then you would be bitter too! His vulnerability was rather attractive actually. But being a total sop of a romantic, I most loved the emotional and spiritual connection these two had, and the beautiful way in which they completed one another.

Yes, I am very attached to that book, but I know I’m not the only one! So it was then inevitable that the BBC finally got around to adapting Jane Eyre. Not for the first time (more like the 4th), but the last was the very literal Timothy Dalton version in 1983, that apart from a very sexy Rochester had nothing else going for it. I also recalled not being very impressed with the Francis Zeffrelli version – William Hurt as Mr. Rochester? Too handsome by far (I still had Orson Welles’ Rochester on my mind). Plus Jane Eyre in that version seemed mute, which is ridiculous considering they were supposed to be intellectual equals.

So what did I think when I found out that Toby Stephens was taking on the role? Not very much, though I don’t have anything against Toby. He was very fetching as the young Gilbert Markham in The Tenant of Wildfell Hall, and I’ve seen him pop up on TV or film occassionally since. But from the few pictures from the new series I’d seen he looked not very desirable at all. Which, I suppose, was the point about Mr. Rochester, since he’s not supposed to be very handsome – but how can you go all gooey about someone who didn’t look good?

Then one (not so very busy) day (at work of course), I found the fire scene. Oh… my… god… How (pardon the pun) hot is that? Wonderfully beautiful and sexy and all that the scene could be. I had never seen a version of Jane Eyre so intimate and erotic. Actually, I’ve hardly seen a period drama scene so erotic. Repressed passion, of course, but this was exciting. By the following day I’d viewed all the YouTube clips of the series I could find – all of them excellent! Then I found out that the screenplay was written by the same person that adapted North and South, and it was directed by the same person as Bleak House – so it was definitely quality.

There was nothing else to do but preorder the DVD from the UK, since who knows when the ABC will get around to showing it – I can’t wait until mid or even late in the year for this! Still, I will have to wait until mid-February when the UK DVD is released, and until then I will be re-reading the book – just one more time.

Stranded

Ever had an incident that, although very serious at the time, was excruciatingly funny when you retell it? That was the kind of incident that happened to me last weekend.

It was a warm, clear evening, and so I ate dinner on the balcony. My flatmate Melanie had her washing out there on the portable clothes line, and as she was going out, she took her clothes in before she left. What I didn’t notice while I was enjoying my meal was that she had also (accidently I might add) locked the door. A kind of automatic action that you don’t really take notice of most times, like locking the front door. I certainly didn’t, until five minutes after she left and wanted to head back in!

My first reaction was to spew a whole string of unsavoury words. I checked the door – it was locked, there was no way of slipping it out of its runners either. Not good. I looked down to see whether I could jump down to ground level (the apartment was on the first floor). Unless I was a good rock climber or even better, Spiderman, there was no way that I could gracefully jump down without injuring myself. Next option was whether there were any people about I could holler, perhaps use their mobile. But I know Melanie’s notorious with leaving her mobile behind and/or not switching it on, and my parents (who also have the keys to the unit) would panic if a total stranger called to say that their daughter was stuck on the balcony. Either that or they’d crack up laughing. Besides, there was a distinct lack of passers by on a Sunday evening.

So I couldn’t get through the door, couldn’t jump down, couldn’t call anyone (there were probably other options but they didn’t readily come to mind), so there really was only one option – wait it out.

The problem was that Melanie had gone to the movies. It was 7pm when I was locked out, and taking into account that she had to drive 15 minutes to pick up her friend and then drive another 10 minutes to the cinema she wasn’t going to make the 7.30 sessions, which meant she’d be viewing the 9pm movie. Then it would be 2 hours for the movie and another hour to get home (the thought did cross my mind that she may have been staying overnight – she had a big shopping bag with her), so that meant she wouldn’t be back until at least midnight! That was 5 hours!!

Bugger.

5 hours of what? Meditation? Thinking about the meaning of life? Solving world poverty? More like dozing in my chair and watching a lovely sunset while getting bitten by mozzies. Thank god it was a mild night, although it was getting quite cool by 11pm, especially when I had only a sleeveless top and thin track pants. I did however find out more about my neighbours, saw people coming in/out of the apartments that I had never seen before, and found innovative ways to, um, answer the call of nature (think pot plants). Yeah, it was a more interesting experience than I thought. Funnily enough, after the first 2 hours time seemed to go by relatively fast, and I wasn’t pissed off anymore. Perhaps it was just simply a case of accepting my fate and then sticking it out.

Melanie did come home, and got the shock of her life when she walked in just past midnight. But the situation was so absurd that she was rolling around laughing as I retold this story. But she did apologise nicely – she kindly made dinner the next day. I assume she’d take care next time when dealing with the balcony door. I hope.

Monkey Majik

The last place I stayed in before re-entering civilisation was a place in the mountains near Nagano called “Jigokudani”, or “Hell’s Valley”. From the little geyser and sulphurous hot springs it quickly became obvious how the place got its name, but the place wasn’t quite as inhospitable as it sounded.

Shiga Kogen

Getting there was a bit of an adventure in itself. First was a taxi from my ryoukan (a Japanese-style inn with futons on a tatami mat) to the station. And then 3 trains to the spa town of Yudanaka. Then a bus to the bottom of the hill where my next ryoukan was meant to be. After a “30 to 40 minute walk”, the instructions said. That was where the fun started. The directions I had from the website was a little bit, um, skewed. It was starting to drizzle as I approached a young service station attendant in my broken Japanese.

“Er, excuse me. I go…” It took me awhile to dig out the printouts of my reservation. “Here. Where is it?”

He looked at the printouts, ink slightly runny, and ducked inside and fetched a map (woopee!), circling the service station and then my ryoukan – two thirds up the map via a road and a path.

“Oh. That [path]. Where is it?”

He looked as if he didn’t know and fetched his boss. The boss was a bit more sure. “Go back to…[???] And go up…”

“How long?”

“Mmm… 30 minutes maybe.”

He looked at me some more, and then looked outside. “It’s raining a bit. Do you have an umbrella?”

“I have rain jacket. Ok.”

“And the path is slippery.”

“I have hiking shoe. I’m ok.”

They didn’t seem convinced as I set off, now expecting to encounter a wilderness like Tasmania, with waist-high bogs and extreme rock-hopping. The first part wasn’t perilous, though the road was very steep. I had put on the said rainjacket because it was raining more heavily and my pack was getting heavier with every step. A lady in a soba eating house saw me trudging through the rain and called me over. She must have seen a lot of crazy foreigners hauling backpacks up the hill.

“Monkey park is that way. 30 minutes.” she said.

Still 30 minutes? Well I must be closer. I found the dreaded path soon after that, which wasn’t scary at all – wide and pretty flat and only slightly muddy. And I found the ryoukan without too much trouble too. It was a rickety, sprawling old wooden house with real mineral hot spring baths inside and outside with lovely views of the changing autumn foliage.

Real autumn foliage

It also served dinners featuring beautifully crisp mountain vegetable tempura, a hot pot featuring wild boar meat, and wait for it, little fried crickets. Which for the record, I ate.

And of course there were snow monkeys. Plenty of them.

Baby monkey

One morning I awoke to find them on the roof ledge outside my window doing a bit of nitpicking. But they really all congregated next door, where the monkey park had specially designated baths for them.

Sprung!

The area gets heaps of snow in the winter and when it gets that cold, a hot bath is the only place to be for both monkeys and humans. It wasn’t very cold when I visited so there was only one monkey in the bath, although it wasn’t so happy to be disturbed, and I can understand why!

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