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Reader, I want that DVD!

It’s amazing the influence that one excellent teacher can have on a person’s life. I think I have mentioned in passing Sister DOS and her wonderful Classics class that I took in Year 9. Through that class I discovered the world of classical literature, a love that hasn’t yet faded.

Mind you, as with all long relationships, that love was periodically rekindled each time a marvellous adaptation came along. In recent years there has been a vibrant film version Pride and Prejudice (a very different but still enjoyable beast to the 1995 TV version), the page-turner of a series in Bleak House where Scully was reincarnated as a dame (the book unfortunately is not the easiest of reads), and of course the wonderful North and South which needs no introduction.

Consulting my favourite classics list, we come to Jane Eyre. Now that is a firm, firm favourite of mine. I was moved to tears reading it as a 14 year-old and the effect hasn’t lessened with each re-reading. As a teenager I identified strongly with with the fierce spirit of Jane, the orphan who sought to belong. Re-reading it a few weeks ago, I found that I could identify with Mr. Rochester more. He didn’t seem so manipulative when you consider that he was terribly, terribly insecure. If you were deceived into a literal hell of a marriage by own family (that you can never ever get out of), was mistreated by everyone you cared for, and only regarded in a good light for your money, then you would be bitter too! His vulnerability was rather attractive actually. But being a total sop of a romantic, I most loved the emotional and spiritual connection these two had, and the beautiful way in which they completed one another.

Yes, I am very attached to that book, but I know I’m not the only one! So it was then inevitable that the BBC finally got around to adapting Jane Eyre. Not for the first time (more like the 4th), but the last was the very literal Timothy Dalton version in 1983, that apart from a very sexy Rochester had nothing else going for it. I also recalled not being very impressed with the Francis Zeffrelli version – William Hurt as Mr. Rochester? Too handsome by far (I still had Orson Welles’ Rochester on my mind). Plus Jane Eyre in that version seemed mute, which is ridiculous considering they were supposed to be intellectual equals.

So what did I think when I found out that Toby Stephens was taking on the role? Not very much, though I don’t have anything against Toby. He was very fetching as the young Gilbert Markham in The Tenant of Wildfell Hall, and I’ve seen him pop up on TV or film occassionally since. But from the few pictures from the new series I’d seen he looked not very desirable at all. Which, I suppose, was the point about Mr. Rochester, since he’s not supposed to be very handsome – but how can you go all gooey about someone who didn’t look good?

Then one (not so very busy) day (at work of course), I found the fire scene. Oh… my… god… How (pardon the pun) hot is that? Wonderfully beautiful and sexy and all that the scene could be. I had never seen a version of Jane Eyre so intimate and erotic. Actually, I’ve hardly seen a period drama scene so erotic. Repressed passion, of course, but this was exciting. By the following day I’d viewed all the YouTube clips of the series I could find – all of them excellent! Then I found out that the screenplay was written by the same person that adapted North and South, and it was directed by the same person as Bleak House – so it was definitely quality.

There was nothing else to do but preorder the DVD from the UK, since who knows when the ABC will get around to showing it – I can’t wait until mid or even late in the year for this! Still, I will have to wait until mid-February when the UK DVD is released, and until then I will be re-reading the book – just one more time.

Stranded

Ever had an incident that, although very serious at the time, was excruciatingly funny when you retell it? That was the kind of incident that happened to me last weekend.

It was a warm, clear evening, and so I ate dinner on the balcony. My flatmate Melanie had her washing out there on the portable clothes line, and as she was going out, she took her clothes in before she left. What I didn’t notice while I was enjoying my meal was that she had also (accidently I might add) locked the door. A kind of automatic action that you don’t really take notice of most times, like locking the front door. I certainly didn’t, until five minutes after she left and wanted to head back in!

My first reaction was to spew a whole string of unsavoury words. I checked the door – it was locked, there was no way of slipping it out of its runners either. Not good. I looked down to see whether I could jump down to ground level (the apartment was on the first floor). Unless I was a good rock climber or even better, Spiderman, there was no way that I could gracefully jump down without injuring myself. Next option was whether there were any people about I could holler, perhaps use their mobile. But I know Melanie’s notorious with leaving her mobile behind and/or not switching it on, and my parents (who also have the keys to the unit) would panic if a total stranger called to say that their daughter was stuck on the balcony. Either that or they’d crack up laughing. Besides, there was a distinct lack of passers by on a Sunday evening.

So I couldn’t get through the door, couldn’t jump down, couldn’t call anyone (there were probably other options but they didn’t readily come to mind), so there really was only one option – wait it out.

The problem was that Melanie had gone to the movies. It was 7pm when I was locked out, and taking into account that she had to drive 15 minutes to pick up her friend and then drive another 10 minutes to the cinema she wasn’t going to make the 7.30 sessions, which meant she’d be viewing the 9pm movie. Then it would be 2 hours for the movie and another hour to get home (the thought did cross my mind that she may have been staying overnight – she had a big shopping bag with her), so that meant she wouldn’t be back until at least midnight! That was 5 hours!!

Bugger.

5 hours of what? Meditation? Thinking about the meaning of life? Solving world poverty? More like dozing in my chair and watching a lovely sunset while getting bitten by mozzies. Thank god it was a mild night, although it was getting quite cool by 11pm, especially when I had only a sleeveless top and thin track pants. I did however find out more about my neighbours, saw people coming in/out of the apartments that I had never seen before, and found innovative ways to, um, answer the call of nature (think pot plants). Yeah, it was a more interesting experience than I thought. Funnily enough, after the first 2 hours time seemed to go by relatively fast, and I wasn’t pissed off anymore. Perhaps it was just simply a case of accepting my fate and then sticking it out.

Melanie did come home, and got the shock of her life when she walked in just past midnight. But the situation was so absurd that she was rolling around laughing as I retold this story. But she did apologise nicely – she kindly made dinner the next day. I assume she’d take care next time when dealing with the balcony door. I hope.

Monkey Majik

The last place I stayed in before re-entering civilisation was a place in the mountains near Nagano called “Jigokudani”, or “Hell’s Valley”. From the little geyser and sulphurous hot springs it quickly became obvious how the place got its name, but the place wasn’t quite as inhospitable as it sounded.

Shiga Kogen

Getting there was a bit of an adventure in itself. First was a taxi from my ryoukan (a Japanese-style inn with futons on a tatami mat) to the station. And then 3 trains to the spa town of Yudanaka. Then a bus to the bottom of the hill where my next ryoukan was meant to be. After a “30 to 40 minute walk”, the instructions said. That was where the fun started. The directions I had from the website was a little bit, um, skewed. It was starting to drizzle as I approached a young service station attendant in my broken Japanese.

“Er, excuse me. I go…” It took me awhile to dig out the printouts of my reservation. “Here. Where is it?”

He looked at the printouts, ink slightly runny, and ducked inside and fetched a map (woopee!), circling the service station and then my ryoukan – two thirds up the map via a road and a path.

“Oh. That [path]. Where is it?”

He looked as if he didn’t know and fetched his boss. The boss was a bit more sure. “Go back to…[???] And go up…”

“How long?”

“Mmm… 30 minutes maybe.”

He looked at me some more, and then looked outside. “It’s raining a bit. Do you have an umbrella?”

“I have rain jacket. Ok.”

“And the path is slippery.”

“I have hiking shoe. I’m ok.”

They didn’t seem convinced as I set off, now expecting to encounter a wilderness like Tasmania, with waist-high bogs and extreme rock-hopping. The first part wasn’t perilous, though the road was very steep. I had put on the said rainjacket because it was raining more heavily and my pack was getting heavier with every step. A lady in a soba eating house saw me trudging through the rain and called me over. She must have seen a lot of crazy foreigners hauling backpacks up the hill.

“Monkey park is that way. 30 minutes.” she said.

Still 30 minutes? Well I must be closer. I found the dreaded path soon after that, which wasn’t scary at all – wide and pretty flat and only slightly muddy. And I found the ryoukan without too much trouble too. It was a rickety, sprawling old wooden house with real mineral hot spring baths inside and outside with lovely views of the changing autumn foliage.

Real autumn foliage

It also served dinners featuring beautifully crisp mountain vegetable tempura, a hot pot featuring wild boar meat, and wait for it, little fried crickets. Which for the record, I ate.

And of course there were snow monkeys. Plenty of them.

Baby monkey

One morning I awoke to find them on the roof ledge outside my window doing a bit of nitpicking. But they really all congregated next door, where the monkey park had specially designated baths for them.

Sprung!

The area gets heaps of snow in the winter and when it gets that cold, a hot bath is the only place to be for both monkeys and humans. It wasn’t very cold when I visited so there was only one monkey in the bath, although it wasn’t so happy to be disturbed, and I can understand why!

Into the mountains… and into the past

Shinkyo bridge
One of the joys of the trip was the 1 ½ weeks I spent alone in the Japanese Alps. I had been really excited going to onsen (Japanese spa) towns for a soak among the mountains and forests, away from the overwhelming cities, and I was not disappointed.

After three culture-shocked days in Tokyo I headed out to the cool hills of Nikko, a small town north of Tokyo that was famous for its shrines as well for its scenery. While most people came on day trips, I stayed for two nights at the lovely Annex Turtle Inn. It was set by the river and had a magnificent bathroom!

What a way to end the day

Post-tour, I also headed out to the mountains, this time north-west of Nagoya. The Kiso Valley is surrounded by steep mountains, and the towns of Tsumago and Magome are lovingly preserved.

Tsumago

There weren’t any telephone or electricity poles in the towns to marr the view, and the effect was truly as if I had stepped back 100 or so years ago.

On the Nakasendo

There was also a path, once the old post road (the Nakasendo) between Kyoto and Tokyo, between the two villages.

Odaki waterfall

I spent a very peaceful Sunday morning walking the 7 or so kilometres between them. You can almost believe that a samurai will come walking down the path at any minute!

A spring at a shrine along the way

TV Mayhem

I have always known that Japanese TV was rather, well, unusual. Over the years I have seen glimpses of this in the Iron Chef and zany game shows and pranks that have that have a particular emphasis on pain endurance as well as humiliation, but these shows are truly unique!

Firstly, this little show takes corporal punishment to new levels.

But eclipsing all of this is Razor Ramon Hard Gay.

Razor Ramon Hard Gay

No pain on this show, but something altogether more disturbing… OK, somehow I don’t think he’ll get a show in Australia, but it is nevertheless compulsive viewing and had me in stitches!

Sushi Breakfast

Just to prove that this is not only a Mr Hottie blog, I will change the subject completely and focus on Japan, my most recent holiday destination.

Don’t worry, I’m not going to bore you with gazillion snaps or an endless slideshow (though it could be arranged), but on some of the more amusing (or omoshiroi as the Japanese say) aspects of the trip.

First up, the food. I’m not a tour kind of girl as most people know, but I wanted to see a more meaningful Japan, and when I found out about a gourmet tour, well, I signed up there and then.

Japanese food does tend to polarise people. Some people squirm and some people are completely addicted to it. I’m closer to the latter, and from the range of food available in Sydney (or Shidonii in Japanese), I know it’s more than just sushi. There are fab noodles in broth, Japanese adaptations of international dishes like schnitzel, curry, and battered food, and then the endless rows of vending machines selling every type of beverage imaginable. But in the end, the most memorable Japanese food moment did involve sushi.

On the first night of the tour, Darron, our very amusing leader, told us on a previous trip a girl had ordered a ‘dancing prawn sushi’, dancing because it was still twitching. Well, we ended up having a dancing prawn moment of our own when we had a sushi breakfast in Tokyo.

Let's go fishing!

Let’s go fishing!

A beheading

A beheading.

Beheaded

Beheaded.

The finished product

The finished product.

It's still twitching!

It’s still twitching!

Love is in the air

On a cold July day, our hero with the pearly-whites (I want the name of his dentist) returned to a raptuous greeting when he appeared on a (rather schlocky) Aussie breakfast programme.

The return

Nothing schlocky about him though. Schoolgirls (young and old and not necessarily female) united to greet their man. Some were more star-struck than others.

Enamoured

And love was definitely in the air.

I will always love you

The Aftermath

A few days down the track and I’m still in a sober mood. The players have gone home, the coach has moved on, AFL and league has returned to the back pages… Has the last month been a dream?

Then I see a replay of that penalty, and I’m gripped by sudden compulsion to scream. I was watching an interview with Tim Cahill this morning when my flatmate – who by the way dislikes football – overheard him commenting on the loss. Her immediate reaction was to ask why he doesn’t ‘get over it’? It may be a blunt way to express the sentiment, but it was also a perfectly valid – if the game was simply a rugby league match where there would always be other opportunities, or a cricket match where you’re guaranteed to meet the opposition in the future. But there can be no recovery from an event that may have been a once-in-a-lifetime affair.

After all the trials of watching the Socceroos trying to qualify in 1997 and 2001, this World Cup has been really, really special because I myself had been disappointed by those failures. Their presence in 2006 further enhanced what would have ordinarily been a great event anyway. It was thrilling because I was proud that it was my team out there in the field, my players, some who grew up close by, playing against those superstars. If I, a casual supporter, could feel like this, then what must it have been like for the people more intimately involved – current and past players, coaches, support staff, and their associated families – for which the event seemed like a cumulation of a dream?

Many, if not all, have sacrificed much for the game. I have heard that it’s not uncommon for parents of prospective players to mortgage their house to send their son overseas in order to ‘make it’. Harry Kewell started at Leeds at the age of 14, a ridiculously young age to leave home. I don’t think Lucas Neill was much older when he too moved to England. I can’t imagine how much they’ve had to struggle in those early years away from their families, and then in the years of tireless work that followed. It has undoubted made them tough, and determined.

Now they have made it, and in making it they were also hungry to prove they belonged. The team put in everything into this World Cup, and it was evident to all who saw them play how much they wanted to be there since they, and the country, had waited so long. So when the end came, the Socceroos, as well as us, found defeat very difficult to take. The way we were defeated was certainly painful, but the loss of opportunity must have been worse, especially when there can be no guarantees that we may return. That’s a rather pessimistic view to take, I know, but it’s my realistic side taking over. What I mean is that I’m confident that they will be there in 2010, but after previous stuff-ups you can never take anything for granted.

And that’s the difference between football and other sports where Australia is dominant. I can’t count the number of times in recent years where I’ve bemoaned that cricket (a game that I do like watching) had become sooo boring because Australia was almost always winning. In fact, the last Ashes series was only exciting because there was true competition and that element of uncertainty made the game compelling. Well, nothing was more compelling than a Socceroos game of late. In fact, you could easily have a heartattack watching them. Being unable to take anything for granted makes any kind of ‘success’, whether it’s an actual win or just being able to match a past World Cup winner, all the more sweeter.

Makes football extremely attractive, doesn’t it? Well, it certainly has a lot to offer, and it’s understandable why Aussies jumped on the bandwagon. If they have any sense they will stay on it, and their support may ensure that another opportunity will come along.

At the end of the day…

What a long, sad day it’s been. I really, really need to get all my emotions out because as my workmates and those on the message board could testify, I was very upset by the result of this morning’s game against Italy. The result may be the same as a week ago against Brazil – a defeat – but the emotions it evoked was the antithesis of last week’s match.

My overwhelming response for the day was that we were robbed – robbed by a penalty that should never have been, robbed by a team who were very far from models of fair play.

Yes, Italy has skill and experience. Yes, both teams were hungry for a win, but in a fair world the Italians would have gone for a win by fair means – a goal, or in the worse case, the penalty shootout. But obviously it was not to be and the fair team lost.

And at the centre of all this is, unbelievably, Lucas Neill. He fell, Grosso rolled over the top of him and it was all over. I really, really feel for him. His expression of disbelief and anguish said it all.

Injustice

That it happened to him of all people was too cruel. He had, in my humble opinion and the opinion of many others more knowledgeable than me, been Australia’s player of the tournament, who had before the penalty been the man pacifying the best attackers in football.

It may sound stupid, but I feel the overwhelming need to console him, but what can I do? What can I do to console a team who had worked their hearts out, who had been truly inspiring? The only thing to do is to support them in my own little way. Support the Socceroos when they compete in the Asian Cup (which I’m sure they’ll do brilliantly in), support the individuals as they play for their clubs.

I’ve learned today just how cruel sport can be, but despite the obvious injustices in the game the Socceroos truly embodied how football is meant to be played – with enthusiasm and hunger, with skill that entertains, with fairness and great team spirit. Were we naïve to go in with this attitude? Perhaps, but it’s teams like Australia that keep the game vital and exciting, and unfortunately it’s teams like Italy that kill it.

We may have to work harder than other nations to succeed, and there’s certainly plenty of work to be done on all levels, but what Guus Hiddink had shown us in 11 short months was that we’re not useless, in fact, we’re not behind at all. Success is possible, and what greater achievement could there be in world sport than to show the world that success and fair play can go hand-in-hand in football?

So you might have guessed that I had gone through all 5 stages of grief in the last 24 hours, and in the last 2 weeks experienced all the highs and lows that come from passionately following a team, my national football team. In the end there was a lot to be proud of – the team’s tenacity, their truly attractive brand of play, their positively infectious attitude, and their graciousness in defeat.

All of the above qualities were displayed by all of the team, but particularly in Lucas Neill. Although you very well know that it was not his talent that first attracted me, it’s his talent and sense of self that won out in the end. He is no doubt a gifted and intelligent player, but he is also a leader and the perfect role model for a sport professional – competitive, fair and humble.

I hope that he goes back to Blackburn spurned and not disheartened. I hope that he will soon go to a big team like Barcelona, that he will one day captain the Socceroos, so he can show the world just what he and Australian football is really made of. Recognition has already started and finally the world as well as Australia knows that football is strong and here to stay.

So thank you Lucas, thank you Socceroos, and thank you Guus for showing Australia the way.

Guus shows us the way

Act 3: Croatia and beyond

It’s days like these that makes me very proud. When sport transcends and really empowers (as corny as it sounds) a nation.

The game itself wasn’t pretty but like the last two, it was a cliffhanger that made me in turn – lunge for the mute button/scream my lungs out in frustration/scream out in ecstacy – all this before the sun and the fog had even lifted!

Harry’s goal and before that, Craig Moore’s strength in taking the penalty, were brilliant moments.

But more moving was the spirit of resilience and determination in which they played the game. Yes, the commentators, journalists as well as other fans have waxed lyrical about it today, but for me this was up there with the Olympics in terms of the pride I felt for the team and what they had achieved. And I wasn’t alone.

The public were overjoyed and proud.

And it was obvious that the players were too.

Yes, I did post that pic for a (pretty obvious) reason. But our man was again unbelievably good today as well as being unbelievably hot. You’ve earned your nickname, Lucas!

So with the help of a few friends I’ve set up a mini fan site for Mr. Hottie, who will no longer languish in the backline!

Bring on Italy!!